Full Name: Homer Simpson

Middle name: Jay

Age: 38

Weight: 240 lbs.

Height: 6’

Birthdate: 5/12/56

Birth sign: Taurus

Birthplace: North Carolina

Eye Color: Blue

Social Security #: 568-47-0008

Stonecutter #: 908

License Plate #: 3FJP24 (also has a “Single N’ Sassy” bumper sticker)

Blood Type: A-positive

Family: Wife Marge; children Bart, Lisa, and Margaret (Maggie); father Abraham; half-brother Herb

Schooling: Never graduated from high school as a teenager (failed remedial science 1A); high school yearbook quote was “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.” Finally received high school diploma after completing remedial science 1A as an adult; took a Nuclear Physics class at Springfield A&M college.

Occupation: Worker drone/safety inspector, Sector 7G, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant

Past Jobs Held: Candlemaker (Olde Springfield), Slash-Co knife salesman, attack dog trainer, Gulp’n’Blow service trainee; a Springfield Mall Santa Claus; briefly served as a dancing mascot for the Springfield Isotopes; briefly a night-shift Kwik-E-Mart employee; manager for country singer Lurleen Lumpkin; ran his own thriving plow business, Mr. Plow; Monorail conductor; Blackjack dealer at Mr. Burns’ Casino; NASA astronaut; “Pin monkey” at Barney’s Bowl-a-Rama (his all-time favorite job); Stand-in for Krusty the Clown; Limo driver; Took cannonballs to the chest in Hullabalooza travelling freak show; supervisor at Globex Corporation; Voice of animated dog Poochie; a Naval Reserve officer (discharged dishonorably); Sanitation commissioner (briefly); Abstract-art sculptor; Food critic for the Springfield Shopper; anonymous webmaster “Mr. X”; Briefly operated successful day care center

License Plate #: 795 DVI

Health Scares: Almost died of food poisoning and was given 24 hours to live, but survived; Once thrown into a mental institution mistakenly; Needed a triple bypass operation by Dr. Nick but survived (thanks to the help of Lisa)

Member of: The Stonecutters Society, the Pin Pals (with whom he won a bowling trophy), the Be Sharps, the Nuclear Power Plant softball team, the Springfield Neighborhood Watch, the NRA (until his membership was revoked for recklessness), Springfield biker gang The Hell’s Satans

Awards: The C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence, Grammy Award for "Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word, or Barbershop Album of the Year" for his work with the Be Sharps.

Achievements: Caught elusive Catfish Lake fish General Sherman. The undefeated champion in the Association of Springfield Semi-Pro Boxers (ASSBOX). Climbed the Murderhorn, the highest mountain in Springfield. Has bowled a perfect game. Invented “tomacco.” Successfully completed a hunger strike to protest a relocating of the Springfield Isotopes.

Wears: XM-size earmuff, 48-waist Dockers w/ balloon seat

Tattoos: Starland Vocal Band tattoo on left arm

Misc.: Slept with a Pillsbury Doughboy doll as a child. Has a fear of sock puppets. Donated a kidney to Grampa (unwillingly).

Voice Provided By: Dan Castellanata

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